Showing posts with label POKERTRACKER SUCKS ASS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label POKERTRACKER SUCKS ASS. Show all posts

Dec 8, 2011

sorry.

I know I haven't updated in like forever. but tbh I was kind of freaked out because of that 'someone pretending to me on a dutch forum' thing ..been thinking about not blogging anymore. this shiz is scary imo. or w/e, I'm not sure.
had a great night out with great people (some greater than others .....) the other night. I needed that :)

played 30 min or so yesterday, couldn't get the fucking pokertracker to work (again, as usual) so I didn't bother. won 250bb anyway for some reason. one of the tightest regs in the world paid me off with something retarded (he's like 8/8 on 5max).
>.<

filter obv from last time I played on this laptop
for googlers:
POKERTRACKER SUCKS
POKERTRACKER 3 IS RETARDED
POKERTRACKER 3 IS A PIECE OF SHIT PROGRAM
POKERTRACKER 3 DOESN'T WORK
POKERTRACKER 3 SHOULD BE FREE, AND EVEN THEN, DON'T USE IT


Sep 1, 2011

I'm here now.

:)
Summer was great. I have one more mongo night to attend before I can retire for this season :p
Nilla is in Sweden! WOOO!

So the first session of SEPTEMBER (how is it already Sept?) went alright, I played 400 hands and won 250bb. I just played a quickie after midnight (so technically it's the 1st and whatever). I've played some in August too, but not really.
PT3 is crap again, it made me delete my db. Again. I think it makes you delete it about 2-3 times a year. Just so you can't keep track of your pokerz. Thanks a lot. I'll see if I have to do it on the other laptop as well...


So, to all the googlers:
POKERTRACKER 3 IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP PROGRAM. DON'T GET POKERTRACKER 3. PLEASE GET HOLDEM MANAGER INSTEAD, AT LEAST THEY WILL LET YOU USE IT THE WAY IT'S INTENTED (like keep track of your winnings, stats and stuff). POKERTRACKER 3 HAS NEVER WORKED PROPERLY. POKERTRACKER 3 IS SO BAD. POKERTRACKER 3 HAS ALWAYS FAILED TO IMPRESS ME.


Why don't I get hem? Just because!
:P

Love to all of you! (Except the pt3 creators!)

Mar 29, 2011

session cliffs

from yesterday, won 500bb at like 5am because of the mongo fish. couldn't focusafter I had slept some. :/




oh, alot of people still find my blog through search terms like "pokertracker sucks"...and yes, it still sucks ass. it doesn't show the correct amount won (like hundreds $ off), allin ev doesn't work. hud works "sometimes"..and yes,I'm still too proud to buy hem;)

Oct 25, 2010

pokertracker is the worst fking shit ever

it just never works, NEVER. if you want to spend $100 on something that's not compatible with ANY OS - go ahead, buy it.

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
YOU SUCK
YOU ARE RETARDED
2010/10/25 19:41:20: Fatal Exception during Auto-Import process: Unable to connect to database: PokerTracker 3 Database

"it's your firewalls fault"
no, you piece of shit, it doesn't even work if I DISABLE my firewall. fuck you.
"it's postgres fault"

no you fucking moron, I've reinstalled it 408495959 times
I've reinstalled pt a million times too AND IT DOESN'T WORK
"run it as admin"

IT. DOESN'T. WORK.


"restart your computer"
do you think I'M retarded? YES I'VE RESTARTED MY COMPUTER!
and the funny thing is, that it's the EXACT same shitty problem on my other laptop!!!
what I did? oh, just booted my computer like always, started pt, oh no shit, doesn't work? AGAIN?


it is ridic that you have to pay extra for omaha support


Cliffs:
don't buy pokertracker. pokertracker sucks. it never works. it's retarded. it's not compatible with anything.
seriously thinking about paying someone to ...well..I'll keep that to myself..for now.