Betsafe truly are idiots. [Rant]

Yeah I'll leave out all the stealing money and withholding my rakeback ("sure", there is "no" rakeback on ongame [lol]), it's old and I've moved on (got my revenge already).



I've been on a pretty serious break from poker now (only playing 500-1000 hands sporadically for the last ~9 months), just started grinding again. Wanted to cash out some money from Betsafe the other day and they tell me I have to verify my identity. AGAIN.

I've sent my ID in for verification at least two times before (I've had an active account with them since ~2005).

Why do I have to do THEIR work AGAIN? How is this not saved in their database or whatever already?!
Shouldn't I be more than verified by now?

No, it doesn't really take that long since I usually have my documents online already, but it's fucking annoying. Makes me wonder if the people working at Betsafe are idiots or maybe they have a weak customer system? Yeah, I'll send it in again and then I will make the withdrawal, only this time it'll be my entire bankroll.

You probably shouldn't play on Betsafe unless you enjoy sending in pictures of your ID/bills a few times a year.

Xoxo

sorry.

I know I haven't updated in like forever. but tbh I was kind of freaked out because of that 'someone pretending to me on a dutch forum' thing ..been thinking about not blogging anymore. this shiz is scary imo. or w/e, I'm not sure.
had a great night out with great people (some greater than others .....) the other night. I needed that :)

played 30 min or so yesterday, couldn't get the fucking pokertracker to work (again, as usual) so I didn't bother. won 250bb anyway for some reason. one of the tightest regs in the world paid me off with something retarded (he's like 8/8 on 5max).
>.<

filter obv from last time I played on this laptop
for googlers:
POKERTRACKER SUCKS
POKERTRACKER 3 IS RETARDED
POKERTRACKER 3 IS A PIECE OF SHIT PROGRAM
POKERTRACKER 3 DOESN'T WORK
POKERTRACKER 3 SHOULD BE FREE, AND EVEN THEN, DON'T USE IT

WHY WOMAN, WHY?!

I know my blog has 99% male readers, but seriously, do you think this looks good?!

Here's what she looked like during the cutting/colouring (is it just me or does she look like she's about to cry/kill herself?)

WHAT IS THIS

 

MWAÄHHHHHHHHHHH

RIDICULOUS poker site !!!

Well, I'm not going to tell you which one because I haven't even changed the password yet (why bother - not like I'm going to play there!)

I accidentally locked my account with a site I rarely play on. I have like 30 bucks there but whatever.
Three tries and I was out - ok big deal - I'll get to it whenever....

Next day I got an email from the support saying my acc had been locked and my pw was now reset to: 1234567
Ya, that's not weird at all. Think I might go hack some of the regs now or something...
 

The Gay German who thinks he's Catwoman ...

Yea. We died. He wouldn't stop. He must've made like 500 "meows", so creepy. And he did "meoow" and scratching ***'s boob while they made out. Creeped her out. (: GG Germany!

audio only..

I found out how the Waiting List Bug on Pacific Poker works! HA!

So sick. I actually thought it was just a bug but it turns out YOU can cause it. I knew it. Fucking retards, so unfair. I KNEW it wasn't just a coincidence when there was this monkey who got my spot on three fishy tables.

THIS IS RETARDED!!!!!!!
How can this not have been fixed yet?!

Ongames new scam?

Cashed out quickly when I heard about their new "system"..
Basically it's like ipokers, if you're "good" (no idea how they'll calculate this) you'll receive less rake from the pot (less rakeback). There is no way to track your rake. If you play what they consider to be a "whale" (no idea wtf this is), mr whale will receive 100% of the rake. Who knows how many "real" whales you'll actually play vs? That's right, only ongame!
Fu ongame, never coming back now!

Havn't played much lately, mostly because of me waking up at 4-5-6 am everyday and I'm almost dead when the tables start popping up. Oh well. A bit longer vacation never hurt anyone (only my bank# booho).

hi there ladies!

The Chinese sweatshop (colluders) at Stars

When I first read the OP 2 months ago on 2+2 I just thought "who the hell is this stupid?" ..uhhh, yea, seriously. Like walk in to the police station after you just robbed a bank and say "oh I saw there was a bank robbery...?" and the cops would be like "heey..wait a minute, you look familiar...."

Link to 2+2

Apparantly they (Stars) have refunded $587 000 to some (not all) affected players. However, they could only save $84k from the Chinese cheaters. Well done Stars but it's not like you can't afford it.. but kudos for taking actions, not like ipoker or microgaming who just ignores your e-mails (me and many others have sent soooo many e-mails regarding bots).

Here's a really long post about the retarded Chinese players Link.

Why you should NEVER play at Ongame

Ongame owes me money. According to them money just disappears into some black hole they have on their  site (well not exacly, but they can't explain where the monies are). This "bug" has existed since they first launched their client. I thought the problems would disappear with their new client but nope. Please hire new programmers? Maybe you could pay them with the missing money-pool?

I did send them several emails complaining about missing money. I was promised I'd get them sooner or later..well guess what bitches? THEY NEVER DID! They even stole my remaining rakeback because I posted about their shady business on a forum. Great success!!!!

Taken from Tower gamings previous website:
"Q. There's money Missing from my account! A. If you believe there is money missing from your account, please send support as much detail as possible and we can look into it for you. Please note that though we will investigate all claims...".if that doesn't seem shady I don't know what does.
Thread at 2+2 or just google.

If you keep track of your money, manually, after you quit a table I guess you're pretty safe. But there are no guarantees what so ever that you'll get your money even if you harass the support since they will just tell you that "we do not care about tracking programs such as poker tracker or holdem manager". Right. Because that would be ridic..?!
One guy had 800 -something- at a table and when he quit that table his whole balance was 300. Strange innit?

Never. Ever. Again.

No poker today!

Dunno why really,I'm just not up for it today.
One of my rules: Never play when you're not feeling 100%, it'll most likely end in disaster...
The lack of fishies kinda turned med off as well. Hmh.