arrrrr

bad beat of the day:

me: AA
retard: 89
flop: A89


I didn't win :(((((((

3 way all in too, no idea what the other guy had
owell.
revenge shall be mine!

I stabbed myself. God I suck!!!!

Stabbed myself in the hand with a knife, not sure if I should go have it looked at since it almost went straight through..between the thumb and the index finger. Disgusting. Good thing it's my left hand.

No poker today because I suck


fml

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

"In compliance with our controls and procedures stated in our Terms and Conditions implemented for your security, we kindly require that you verify the information that you have registered on your Ecash account.

 

Please be advised that any payment you may have recently requested is now currently on hold and will be released as soon as your details are confirmed by our verifications department. " 

So they want a copy of my bank statement/utility bill and a copy of my id. I've cashed out like 20 times from this site before.

AND I HAVE SENT IN THOSE FUCKING DOCUMENTS BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, there you have it

FUCK YOU %"(¤=WRFsPOKER.COM

FUCK YOU,

FUCK YOU,

FUCK YOU,

yours sincerely,

Alexandra

fuck you again.

fufufu

no monies!

"Kindly be advised that the Moneybookers payment for the amount of  €xx has been voided and the funds have been returned back to your Ecash Account so that you can withdraw funds using your Neteller Account. The reason is that you have deposited €xx using your Neteller Account and this amount has to go back to the payment option that has been used to deposit funds in your Ecash Account."
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GO FK YOURSELF INSTEAD? stupid rules. I hate neteller. I hate it so much.

they've locked my account at least 3 times for no reason. but only when I had money in it. great success.

also: justin bieber is gay. 

could..not...resist...ffffffffuuuuu :D

I rarely tilt. like ever. I never say anything and I don't break things when I get surprise buttsexed. you might hear me say "um...what? wtf????" but that's it.

but this hand made me pretty f-ing mad. like a lot. and YAY, site offers "bad beat bonus", 50x the sb I think. generous. really wanted a 25k bbj or something. fml.

new month new game:)

but no rb yet..strange.
I've been thinking a lot about ipoker again. I mean I used to win there. but then they updated and I got down to like 0.5bb/100 ...and got 1 outed 2 times within 5 min's so I cashed out. and then I looked at some hh's and one of the grossest ever is:
allin flop, me TT and flop is T, T, 2 so I'm like HAHAHAA SHIP IT SUCKAAH!  ....he has JJ....turn is a J. river is also a J. EXCELLENT...........99,9% win. fu fu fu fu fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.


so now I'm thinking about prima. which I've sworn to hate forever and ever ;p how sick is that? never won anything there..break even and then + with rb. b2b is probably retarded as well.
fml. again.

and now I'm in Söderköping ...

Sweet. I've missed my best friend so much. I hate that she lives this far from me.. :(

Starting to get a bit sceptical about plo. How the ' ' ' do you deal with the swings or "variance"? Play less tables? Start to enjoy surprise buttsecks every now and then? Hmm...

So apparantly I'm a dog/baby-sitter right now which is kinda ...out of my league. The kid is currently playing by himself in the room and the dog is pretty much climbing on the walls. Anna told me there are no batteries in the wii remotes. Which means I hate my life.