how is this not funny?

inspiration:

evil ape. notable: chewed on zoo keepers foot/fingers. don't know if she tried to steal blanket.

laugh damnit, laugh!

poker: gonna figure out if I can get more rb on party. might check out pkr...but I can only deposit $800 there since I'm lazy and haven't upgraded my deposit limit/week. maybe micro stakes is fun? yea. ok. waiting for last rb to come (tomorrow) and then I'll gtfo. without my last 20% I guess. so fucking lame....will lose money just by withdrawing too and that is bajskorv.. or turd in english. (:

m&m coconut ..woot

I love you m&m. We don't have them in Sweden so I'm gonna stock up as hell when I go to Vegas in a month, hahaha... :D Best. Ever.
I want to marry it and have beautiful little babies. That's how much I love it!

back home tomorrow!

sick of everything right now........ not looking forward to waking up at 6.30 am tomorrow :p
anna is not up yet so i'm pretty bored. the kid played too nice today it made me suspicious. he played his retarded games on the laptop and hiding a bag of candy under a blanket. wp sir, wp. however, i'm not sure a score of -63 is "YES!!!!!"


meh. have my rb to look forward to. i should totally buy beer. lots and lots of beer.

wähhhhhhh

so tireeeeeeeeed........he started to play with a toy that sounds like an alarm at 7.30 am...he hasn't stopped yet (11.30) he's naked, the dog is suicidal and I'm thinking about going home :P
naaaah.....it's nice here. but different.
strangest thing is that I went to bed with the grey cat (Sune) on my arm but when I woke up I had the black cat (Milo) there.

so I was hungry last night so we went to 7eleven..and then I found the playground....he ...he...he... :D

weeeeeee :p

far from home

yea...
alone with the kid again.
bored.

tired

never having kids. ever. :p
I have to sleep in the kids room and he has all his million toys in there so he spent a good 2 hours or so in there playing around 8 am. Then he found the laptop and played retarded games with the sound on. And then he started to bake something. Looks..eh..delicious.



/kill

it ain't pretty but me sleeping with the best cat ever. almost. love.

and now I'm in Söderköping ...

Sweet. I've missed my best friend so much. I hate that she lives this far from me.. :(

Starting to get a bit sceptical about plo. How the ' ' ' do you deal with the swings or "variance"? Play less tables? Start to enjoy surprise buttsecks every now and then? Hmm...

So apparantly I'm a dog/baby-sitter right now which is kinda ...out of my league. The kid is currently playing by himself in the room and the dog is pretty much climbing on the walls. Anna told me there are no batteries in the wii remotes. Which means I hate my life.

Im pretty much still hungover. Not cool.

Went to the zoo today, pretty neat. :) I miss poker. Weird. Will probably try to play some plo when I get home, looking forward to it.
Nice to see that I still have about 5 readers left..haha ;) Lots of love to you.

Party time.. ;)

Into the fog! Not sure if it's a good saying in English but it sure is in Swedish: IN I DIMMAN! :)

Budweiser is my friend. Margharitas made by n00bs are not. Man ,that shit was disgusting.

Vacation time

I'm going to Borås and then my friend Anna for a week. Will still update but there'll be no pokah. Hope you'll stay anyway.. :)

Drsnuggels ...

If you're reading this, this one is for you! :)

O hai dere !

Changed the shiz today..it was so gross. He couldn't get it out, it was like..stuck in my fat and flesh and stuff. Not cool. NOT COOL!!!! Ah well. I have a new one now so I can have teh secks without getting teh pregg0. I don't want kids. Ever. I'm weird like that.
:)

Pokah today...yes..ehm..I can hear the little voice saying "oh you don't have to play today, you've been sooo good who went to the gyno by yourself and almost had ur arm ripped off. You deserve a lot of candy, too". I'm trying not to listen to it but I'm pretty borderline right now on which side's winning...hahaha. :) My main problem is ...fear. I'm afraid I'll lose money. Afraid of bad beats. Afraid of it all. I'm really working on this though. And I have 80+ buy ins so I won't go broke anytime soon...but it's always in the back of my head. Always.

Anyway: this is how sad I am right now:

Look how strong I am! or..ok fine I just have fat arms.

Summer is here?

Yay! I've been waiting for this  for so long.....bye bye UGGs hello ballerinas! Oh yea, I'm freakishly tall (5'10") so I can't wear heels. Or well..of course I can but I kinda look like a transvestite..not that it's anything wrong with that but it's just not the look I'm going for.

Anway, here are some lols. I love failblog and lolcats.

day off wee

yes! i'm not even opening the client today! NO! :D
got my nails done today too, lovely as usual.

have to change my implanon on thursday, gah..i hate it. i imagine it'll be flesh and disgusting things attached to the old one. didn't look the last time. not going to look this time :p
and bah, has it been 3 yrs already? damn i'm old.

now: coffee and cottage cheese+apples+cinnamon=drool

:)

rough night...

i miss this..

a lot of crazy shit going on right now, I don't really feel like talking..

accidentally killed pt3 ..again...wtf !!!
i hate you stupid program. so not worth $80 or whatever it was. refund please?
i can't find the motivation to keep grinding..

my new year's res was to grind. a lot. and also to win a mtt with 100+ players, i won one jan 29th :) so that's [x] .
but it's one of the reasons i did the rake race (and i also thought it would be a lot easier, but multi-acc-gaylords killed me ...w/e). so i played almost 300k hands at micro stakes..ran incredibly bad. lost my self esteem..my motivation..my everything..
sad things in my personal life doesn't help. at all. i just wanna lay in my bed, under the covers and watch friends and sex and the city.
i promise i'll be better.
until then...