Dec 11, 2012

a very sad day.

my best friends little brother passed away earlier today, 18 years old. rest in peace, my dear.
dunno if I'll be updating for a while.


Best network for ug nl?

Hai guise, need ur help. One of my friends wants to grind all his xmas holiday, think he'll be starting at like 5NL to move up to 10 oc 20 NL after he's gotten "into" it. Which network has the softest games? I'm thinking PKR? I'm at Party right now and I don't think it's that I sort of hate the software.
Any ideas? =) Or is it pretty much the same everywhere?

Dec 10, 2012

Yay, finally unstuck

...or something. Last two sessions have been pretty awful, you know when you never hit a flop, never get a set, miss all your mega draws? And if you ever do hit something nice, they hit nicer, or outdraw you..well that's gone now, so, HA! Up 350bb today. =)

Got a couple of days off work now, so I'm gonna grind for a bit. Weather here in Sweden is pretty shitty, cold as fuck and looots and lots of snow. I really wanna go on a holiday soon. :(

X-mas Alex y'all!
(because beards are too mainstream...)

Dec 6, 2012

Party poker!

Yep. Deposited a few days ago (since I'm boycotting Betsafe and Ongame). Not sure if it's as rigged as it used to be. Yet. What do you guys think? Only thing I have to complain about right now is the lack of "table vpip" in the lobby..grr.

Here's one of the funiest pics I've seen all year. Seriously, I can't stop laughing.

Dec 4, 2012

Phil Galfond (I love you)

..if you ever get tired of those super models with (possibly) fake boob sand would settle for a laidback and non high maintenance swedish chick, please let me know. you are super hot.

jäger on me obv!

Dec 2, 2012


just finished a loong session, ended up about 650bb up. still can't get that "omg gotta check how I'm doing" out of my head tho. I need someone to slap me if I try to bring pt3 up. :P

had a strange 55+/30/7 fish call me a fish today, was sort of fun. he really wanted to bust me..haha. didn't really succeed tho. he said "do you not have a life?!" (he'd been at the table longer than I had) and after a while he kept whining "omg the fish isn't playing any hands! omg!"
excuse me sir, wth do you think "fish" means?
or possibly the best level of all time?

had a really fun weekend for once, thanks guys. needed it.

one of the best songs in da wooorld. :)
no pics of nilla. this time. :P haha.

Nov 21, 2012


going to work in 10 min :( would much rather stay at home and just grind, thinking I'm starting to get ahold of it again..well about time. :P poker is fun again.
had a weird feeling earlier today, that I really reaaally need to go on a vacation somewhere nice and warm, since it's been so was in Greece in june/july. selective memory, anyone? damn u mind, y u do this to me? hah.
well I def need to go this gorgeous bird soon, though. miss u so so so much. oh is only two hours away. =)

Nov 20, 2012

he did exactly what I wanted him to.

I'll just start by saying, flatting ATo here is not standard play for me.

CO: $82.25

BTN: $109.79

SB: $33.91

Hero (BB): $98.29

UTG: $107.55

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A of diamonds T of spades

1 fold, CO raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.50) 3 of diamonds 9 of diamonds T of diamonds (3 players)

Hero bets $3.00, CO folds, BTN calls $3

Turn: ($11.50) 2 of diamonds (2 players)

Hero bets $4.00, BTN raises to $8.00, Hero calls $4

River: ($27.50) 9 of hearts (2 players)

Hero checks, BTN bets $13.75, Hero calls $13.75

Nov 19, 2012


so ongame has been awfully rigged lately...haha. finished this day with 500bb up. yay. =)
thinking about chaging the design on my blog...any ideas?

Nov 18, 2012

400th post coming up=)

what do you wanna see/read?
and no, not my tits.

st paddys day in london ..ahh..goooood times. =)

Nov 15, 2012

Thought I'd share some pics from Corfu :)

Me and bestie went there in June. Had an awesome time, even though we seemed to be the only non british people there (and there to lose our virginity - like anyone would've believed that? xD)

hard to resist, I know..

I got two new tattoos..and yes, u can totally see my knickers through my skirt. nice to notice about 3 months later, yes?

We are ridicilously bad at pool. But beer is nice.

Bar street..

one of the tats.

I'm at work right now so I'll add more pics in another post. :)

Last session went extremely well btw, about 600bb. Maybe I should start posting graphs and/or hands?

Nov 11, 2012

Betsafe truly are idiots. [Rant]

Yeah I'll leave out all the stealing money and withholding my rakeback ("sure", there is "no" rakeback on ongame [lol]), it's old and I've moved on (got my revenge already).

I've been on a pretty serious break from poker now (only playing 500-1000 hands sporadically for the last ~9 months), just started grinding again. Wanted to cash out some money from Betsafe the other day and they tell me I have to verify my identity. AGAIN.

I've sent my ID in for verification at least two times before (I've had an active account with them since ~2005).

Why do I have to do THEIR work AGAIN? How is this not saved in their database or whatever already?!
Shouldn't I be more than verified by now?

No, it doesn't really take that long since I usually have my documents online already, but it's fucking annoying. Makes me wonder if the people working at Betsafe are idiots or maybe they have a weak customer system? Yeah, I'll send it in again and then I will make the withdrawal, only this time it'll be my entire bankroll.

You probably shouldn't play on Betsafe unless you enjoy sending in pictures of your ID/bills a few times a year.


Oct 31, 2012

live session :)

8 tables so far, adding them as I write..ongame and ipoker.just made a pretty sick deep call, might post hh later.
goal: put in way more hours.
winter is here! :(

also recently discovered that the best music to grind to is prog psy trance. weird.

Apr 5, 2012

So you get a boner when you see a guy in speedos, ey?

You guys are hilarious.
"i get boners when i see a guy wearing speedos"
someone googled this and my blog came up. TY for that one, google.

Found this in the toilet last night at a bar:

Mar 28, 2012

Riga tomo :)

Hey guise.
This trip will be awesome :) <3

sin arrepentimientos!

Mar 24, 2012


I am le awesome. maybe. possibly.
I'm at work right now :) I love it!

also, I have to buy more coffee.

Mar 22, 2012

780bb BOOYA

I'm back!
ended with +1250bb

grinding + riga

oh, going to riga with a mate of mine next week, will be kinda fun I think(:
anyone been there? any good clubs?(:

Feb 25, 2012

sick as fuq

feel bad for me please:(

fuck you  fever =(
yes, I do enjoy posting very unflattering pics of myself.

Feb 9, 2012

time for an update maybe? and london again :)

soo it's been like forever since I last made a post....tbh I haven't really played any poker since dec 18th. I made a serious attempt about 3 weeks ago, but my internet isn't working properly so it just tilted me. played about 80 hands, but actually won a bi. then I got disconnected (x100). so I just thought "fuck it".
 will try to grind some more when I get back from london, going there tomorrow :)
I still have my job so I can't stay for too long...
will be amazing as always...too bad it's still cold as fuck there. not as cold as here though, had -25C the other night....not cool :/