Miami, bitch

So, no PCA Bahamas. I think this will be more awesome, we're going on the Ladbrokes Cruise again. :) However, I get really seasick so lots and lots of drugs needed, yes indeed.

I played the ladies freeroll the last time we went (uh..2008?) and that went alright. I think it was like 30 ladies left and my motionsickness pills started to wear off and I saw no other option but to go allin and run to the cabin..haha. That freeroll sucked ass though, everyone thought it was a $x k (1 or 2 or 3 - can't remember, I'm old now you know), anyway, a normal tournament with normal payouts (150+ ladies registered). But only top3 got paid  and they got a buyin to some ladies tournament in London...and I found that out after I've registered etc so that was rather lame. Cash is king.

....I'll see if I can find any pictures frorm it... :)

Things are looking brighter..and I'm the Bounty on 888 tonight.

Might be some changes after my trip to Spain and I'm actually looking forward to it. Won't say what it is yet but I'm sure it'll be awesome.

I'm going to be the bounty in pokertubes private tournament tonight, $5 buy in, $400 added and also $50 on my head :) Come get me!
Info here

Session cliffs

Today is not a good day. It's one of the shittiest. But at least it's not because of poker.

Don't wanna play anymore either so, this is it..+150bb. Started out so awesome with flopping a set only to get pwned by a higher river set. Hoo ray!

Got to try out a "new" network as well but I don't like it at all, the client is really hard to multi table on. It's almost impossible to just play one table. Hmmh. I wish I could play on enet..
I should move to Italy and go pro.


Update
cashed in almost all tournaments(played 9-10, not sure)....best place was 9th I think and a whooping $103..in other words, nothing exciting.
I had a good stack (36k) in a 25k guar with blinds 400/800 and avg was 20k I think. Some retard open shoves with 27k and I snap call, of course, with the disgusting Aces. He wins with his small pocket pair. Well done. God job. Well played. Cu in hell.

ARGHHHhh!! So close!!!!

Finished 2nd in a mtt today ...I'm still pretty disgusted since I lost AJ vs KJ aip......*puke*
anyway, still playing cg and one  last tournament ..let's see how it goes.

Down about 2 buy ins in cg
. . . . . . . . . . ahhh . . . . . . . still disgusted. Like I can feel the taste of vomit in my mouth. No wonder my nick is barfbreath hehe:)

The earthquake in the Caribbean during a poker event...

That was actually pretty sick. All the tables started shaking, chips everywhere, some people running outside..it was in St Kitts and the earthquake was waaaaaay off on another island but we felt it quite good. And we don't have earthquakes in Sweden so that was pretty weird for me. :) and this was from nytimes.com "powerful earthquake with a magnitude of 7.3 struck near the Caribbean island of Martinique on Thursday, sending tremors and panic through the region but causing little damage, witnesses said." so that's pretty phat, amirite?

Anyway, it was a CPC event, 2007? and I played event #4, 400 freeze with shitty structure (4k chips, 30 min blinds)
There was this wannabe pro guy with giant sunglasses and poker branded clothes, he looked pretty evil at my table.

Hand: Blinds 25/50 utg limps, I raise to 200 and THREE people call my raise..mr pro reraises to 1050 and ANOTHER player 4bets to 2k-something and I yawn and fold QQ..everyone else folds too. Even mr pro. I mean wtf?
Got AA once and everyone folded quickly. Lame.

Hand: I check in my blind with like 95o and there are at least 3 limpers and flop is J 9 3..I bet (I have a plan..I think)..mr pro is the only caller.. turn is a 2. I bet..river is another 3. I bet again...he puts on his sunglasses (OMG!:P) and thinks for like 5 min (well he's eyefucking me or something, Idk, I was pretty wasted at this point..hahaha). He folds. Meh.
I was out in ~45th place and 160~ish starters and 18? itm.. :(

The weirdest thing of the day was probably not the earthquake but the guy sitting on my right side asking me if I had any perfume so I could spray it on the mofo that's on my left because he smells "so fucking bad" and he then went on ranting about his body odour..he did smell very bad but I mean...you probably hurt his feelings dude? :( He was a nice german man I think.. And I didn't spray him! But I think he took a shower in the next break. Still not ok though. But you should probably have someone check ur smell before u sit down, I'm not loving bad BO tbh :P ..esp bad breath..urrrr

There was also this old creepy guy who asked me which seat I was when I first sat down at the table and (ofc) I had "6" and he points at his lap. I mean, what do you reply to that? Yes, kind sir, I would love to sit on your penis. Maybe we could lure it out with some sugar later on?


pics from the Bahamas but w/e:)

Irish Open Ladies Event (2008)

The structure was pretty bad (but that was expected) ..it's usually pretty crappy in side events. But avg at the end of the tournament was like 8 big blinds so it was all in every other hand..ZzZz..

I raise to 600 utg+2 with blinds 100/200, one call from the small blind and flop comes Jx 2s 6s ..she donk bets 1k and I'm thinking "wtf?" .......and asks how much she has left and then I go all in. She doesn't look happy but calls for another 2,5k with AKs and I win with my AJ...

Blinds 200/400, 25 ante. Utg goes all in for 850 and I reraise to 3k with KK ...chick next to me cold calls (!?) but she does -however- have a monster stack and is pretty fishy. I have about 5,5k left. Flop comes K Q 2 so I decide to just go all in mainly because she seems pretty retarded and will call with pretty much anything. She INSTA calls with AJ .....utg has QT and I scoop, woho. Come to mama! Didn't expect her to have that but yea..wp :)

After that not much happened, stole some blinds, won small pots, had double avg for a while. Then the blinds just got higher and higher :P

Almost itm and it's folded to me in the sb and I raise with 66, bb is a Spanish fish and flop is K93r and I c bet and she announces "aeium aöell in" so I fold..

A VERY tilted old lady came to our table since they broke her old table and she's whining and is really rude and she even alls the floor manager to whine and bitch about it (because she got the bb 2 times in a row - welcome to online tournaments?!) and he tells her that it's normal and he's sorry but that you sometimes have to pay the blind again since there are only 2 tables left. She had a good stack so it wasn't because she was short stacked or anything.
And I saw the floor manager a looot that day since many girls didn't seem to know the rules :P anyway..

Tilted lady + 3 other players (just limpers) and flop is J 4 8 rainbow, old tilted lady goes all in for 20-25 (I think blinds were 500/1k and maybe 200 ante) .....one limper calls her with AJ and old lady has teh nuts: J3 and she's out...

I went all in dark in mah blind and it didn't work out too good (only had like 2½ bb's or something), 48 vs K7 and I was out in 15th place and got 840 euro and the buy in was 300+30.

GG all..

me@hendonmob

Tournaments..

I've registered for several micro buy in tournaments (10 and under) since I don't have a lot of $ on any site now (thanks for that retard site) .
Also forgot my login to svs so I'm not playing there tonight either :P I was kinda looking forward to it ..

2nd level in a 6 handed tournament utg pushes 3300+ and I'm like hello because I have AA so I call for 2900 ...and I won, yay! :P he had 66 (?!).

I like mah cookies.

Will update if something happens...

update 1

I thought this hand was a little annoying..I have about 3k chips total and I just put big blind, 150 and 4 people limps in....and I have JJ. How much do I raise? I raised to 750 hoping everyone would fold but 2 people called (!)..and it was a 9 high flop with a flushdraw so I just went all in and got a snap call from J9o and it held up, woho ..hm. But if the flop had been different it would've been much harder to play with that stack size..what do you think?
Not close to itm in anywhere yet :P

raised KK in bb and got one caller in the 40k on stars and flop was A55 and I c bet and he min raised so I tilt folded ...
out in one turbo, 99 vs T9 (awesome call).

update 2
lost QQ vs 77 aip,   thought he was making a move and indeed he was.
lost JJ vs AA ,he had 8 blinds or so and min raised my blind. I didn't win.. :(
then lost an open ended vs bottom set ..gahhh...no luck today :P

update 3
  lost AQ vs QQ, he raised more than 30%  so I thought I had the best hand (and the he would fold).
won AQ vs KJ on AQx flop in a shitty tournament so that wasn't too exciting.
just left in 4 tournaments now and I'm pretty tired now..

update 4
I dunno wtf this is?
1 limper, sb completes and I check in bb with T4o
** Dealing flop ** [ Ts, Qs, Qc ]
tolik17 checks
fettomjau checks
billywi3 checks
** Dealing turn ** [ 6c ]
tolik17 checks
fettomjau checks
billywi3 bets [$1,600]
tolik17 folds
fettomjau raises [$3,390]
billywi3 folds 
???????

update 5
not getting any hands .......anywhere..itm and buy in back in one tournament and   super short in another one, 13 players left ..best hand I've gotten that tournament is AQ, seriously, wtf. Miracle pls!

update 6
meh. I'll just make a FML!!!!!!!111111 now and  not update the outcome of the 2 last tournaments :P
I'm too sad to write. /cut throat

MTT day! :D

Not very excited.... :) But I have to! DO IT ALEX, DO IT!!
How hard can it be?
Prepare for 1-2 whine entries later on today... ;) I'll probably play some cg too with the poor monies I have left.. I hope I get my cashouts tomorrow so I can grind for real.

Now: coffee (triple espressos! ..at least) and microwave a cookie for breakfast..slept so bad last night so I'm a zombie today..blaah.

Trying to get my spirit up =))) .....

"

Dear Alexandra Danielsson,

 

We received your pre-registration form and payment for Event #54A No-Limit Hold'em (4d), starting on 7/1/2010.

 

The WSOP Team will send an email confirmation with complete instructions by June 7^th."

Ok. Gimme gimme gimme gimme! :D It's almost the 7th now? GIMMEEEE!
I'm a little sad that I don't have a full membership on deuces cracked anymore, they had some good (?) tournament videos. And I suck so much at mtts. Since I only have money on stars and some on ipoker, maybe I should dedicate this fine day to tournaments? What do you think? It will make me mad as hell but might be good for me. ;)

just me practicing .....see that I'm winning? (I still have clothes on). 
Here's what it'll look like when we go to Vegas:

pics brutally stolen from google...mwahahah

India 2007 :)

Pretty awesome trip.. :) think it was a APPT or something there. I played live for the first time there.. :) A $100 sng I think..and there were 4 russians who (99%) colluded. The dealer didn't say anything because I think she wanted to do dirrrrty things to one of them. Ew. She was ugly as hell. She did not get lucky that night (pretty sure). :) And I didn't finish itm ..A4s vs Q8 with 2s 3s 8x on flop :(

me, last day at the beach. u like? :)

So I played a session anyway..

My hand stopped hurting so it was grind away...
but it was one of those days where you just can't win no matter what you do. You win some, you lose some. :)
Won a weird pot, 80/40 fish and a nitty retard, got it in with a J high flush vs 2 sets which held up. Pretty much saved the day.. :)
I raised pre with A3s or something like that on the button, bb min reraised so I thought, why not..even though he had 50 bb. Flopped the straight and he just shoved..he had aces. He then went mad in the chat and I thought it was hilarious, I usually don't even see what people write but this guy was funny.. "go sports bet! i hate you" guess he was out of money because he left. :(

I played a few micro buyin tournaments at stars as well but it didn't go as planned..;) Busted with AK vs J9 on AKQ board, he went pro :P almost made the money, haha. Better luck tomorrow I guess..
Mtts bore the hell out of me, not sure how I'm going to survive in my wsop tournament..hope they serve beer there.