Hello New Grind Year! =)

Played my first session yesterday and it went ..uh...below expected! First session I lost ~300bb, KK vs AQ aip, AA vs K9 aip and a flopped set lost to a higher river set (of course). Enough about that..
Session 2, won 250 bb and session 3 about 60 so, pretty much break even. Guess I shouldn't complain, considering I didn't start the year by losing a bunch of manies.. :)

Won 3 buyins at FTP too, but it's microstakes so it doesn't really count. Almost cleared my bonus now, it's at 90% or so.
Happy I made it:)

Now: Grind.
And by grind I mean frontierville grind on facebook, I'm way too tired for poker..only slept 4½ hrs tonight, wähh.


About 2 weeks left and then

MIAMI, BITCH.
:)
 The 24 hour (?) trip doesn't even seem that bad right now! ...take me to the sun..

Pacific poker? Yes/no?

Soo..I played a few tournaments on Pacific Poker this past weekend (no success though:'( ) but I'm pretty tempted to play (grind) there again.
I really liked their new software, it's so much better than the previous one.
And I love that they have hotkeys (awesome if you multitable like I do)..I think there's only one more network with this feature (without using scripts)..if not, let me know! :)

I love the new card layout with the 4 color deck..I actually need glasses (but I'm like oh hell no..but mostly when I watch TV-anyway) so with these babies I can't misread my cards. Ever. :P I sometimes think I have QQ when I have Q8 or AA when I actually have A4 etc.

I accidentally played a $12k guar or something, I thought it was a freezeout (and I hate rebuy mtts) but of course it wasn't..almost made itm but I had a reatard on my table (which I love, when I win vs them :D) but I didn't this time..he moved all in almost every hand (and had been doing so for an hour -and made 20+ rebuys).

Anyway. I think 888 might have the best client right now. What do you guys think?
However, there are things I don't like. Like the waiting list bug...how is this not fixed yet?! So frustrating when you're first in line on a very juicy table..and you can't sit down!!!! :(

..and the "switch to -try again" bug too. Irritates me.

 Stole the pic from teh internetz.. :) (too lazy to make my own, even though this has been modified).
Now that I'm (yes, still) learning how to play multi table tournaments I still love the vip freerolls (I have VIP status,yay). I like their guarantee tournies as well..there aren't like 2k people in them (wooho) :) more like 2-400, should be easier to win one..especially since a lot of players suck more than me.. - Any day now! :P

Something for the beginners:
Poker Tournaments
Texas hold'em


Oh, by the way, Thanks 888 for letting me play event #54 in the WSOP this year, I had so much fun :)

Guess who's back? Back again..!

Home again :)
so..quiet..and peaceful..slept for 14 hours haha.
Might go out tomorrow...havn't decided yet. But the weather seems to be awesome again and it's no fun drinking beer when it's raining. Or well..not as fun anyway.
Not really in the mood for poker yet. But I need to play.

Have a few new ideas too..let's see what happens.


"Micke" (som har kommenterat här förut)! 
Kan du maila mig? alexwentpro[at] hotmail.com
:)

Bounty tournament tonight

Gonna be fun to be the bounty..haha.
I think it's +ev to call me with any 2. GL to everyone who's playing.. 3 hours left and I'm the only Swede registered.. :(

Tried to find a dress today but the one I had in mind was sold out... :/ Buhu..had some sushi though, yay.
Think I have to make some dinner now and probably start a session after that. And yes, coffee. Never forget the coffee. Mmm...coffee.

And I can't believe two people think the platypus is alive. Looks like he's been dead for quite some time tbh.. ;) Or is that what they look like?! If so I'm seriously glad the platypus cage was closed when I visited a zoo in Australia. I like to think of them as fluffy rat ducks. Kind of.

Boreeeeeeeeeeed

No money. Not even a "thank you Alex, we loved your passport pic (but maybe you should smile next time...?), ur cashout will take x bank days..have a nice day!" ..
Entertain me pls? Websites? Games? Porn? HITME! if the retarded comment doesn't work, write me a god damn e mail alexwentpro[ at ] hotmail.com

making faces in the webcam is fun for about...25 seconds.

The earthquake in the Caribbean during a poker event...

That was actually pretty sick. All the tables started shaking, chips everywhere, some people running outside..it was in St Kitts and the earthquake was waaaaaay off on another island but we felt it quite good. And we don't have earthquakes in Sweden so that was pretty weird for me. :) and this was from nytimes.com "powerful earthquake with a magnitude of 7.3 struck near the Caribbean island of Martinique on Thursday, sending tremors and panic through the region but causing little damage, witnesses said." so that's pretty phat, amirite?

Anyway, it was a CPC event, 2007? and I played event #4, 400 freeze with shitty structure (4k chips, 30 min blinds)
There was this wannabe pro guy with giant sunglasses and poker branded clothes, he looked pretty evil at my table.

Hand: Blinds 25/50 utg limps, I raise to 200 and THREE people call my raise..mr pro reraises to 1050 and ANOTHER player 4bets to 2k-something and I yawn and fold QQ..everyone else folds too. Even mr pro. I mean wtf?
Got AA once and everyone folded quickly. Lame.

Hand: I check in my blind with like 95o and there are at least 3 limpers and flop is J 9 3..I bet (I have a plan..I think)..mr pro is the only caller.. turn is a 2. I bet..river is another 3. I bet again...he puts on his sunglasses (OMG!:P) and thinks for like 5 min (well he's eyefucking me or something, Idk, I was pretty wasted at this point..hahaha). He folds. Meh.
I was out in ~45th place and 160~ish starters and 18? itm.. :(

The weirdest thing of the day was probably not the earthquake but the guy sitting on my right side asking me if I had any perfume so I could spray it on the mofo that's on my left because he smells "so fucking bad" and he then went on ranting about his body odour..he did smell very bad but I mean...you probably hurt his feelings dude? :( He was a nice german man I think.. And I didn't spray him! But I think he took a shower in the next break. Still not ok though. But you should probably have someone check ur smell before u sit down, I'm not loving bad BO tbh :P ..esp bad breath..urrrr

There was also this old creepy guy who asked me which seat I was when I first sat down at the table and (ofc) I had "6" and he points at his lap. I mean, what do you reply to that? Yes, kind sir, I would love to sit on your penis. Maybe we could lure it out with some sugar later on?


pics from the Bahamas but w/e:)

Seriously..what do you do without poker ?

I'm bored to death. Logged in to facebook about 20 times. Checked my e-mail about 200 times. Checked neteller like 29 times..

Actually I got one cashout but it's not nearly enough to start playing imo..I'm very careful with bankroll management. Anyway, the one cash out was from 888 and I've never sent in any papers since I don't really play there. But that was fine apparantly...but when you cash out from your regular site, where you've cashed out 20+ times and sent in pics of ur passport+utility bills THEN you have a problem. It's still "on hold" and I havn't heard anything from the support. Like, wtf would I do if they kept my money? I have done nothing wrong so I'm not worried. But I mean .. if ..what would I do?

Would I play nl10? Would I kill myself? Would I take "bank money" and deposit? Would I find a rich guy to stake me? Would I go golddigging?
I hope I don't have to think about any of these options, ever :P Just hoping it'll get there. And getting my pw to svs by snail mail shouldn't take too long either. So I'll be back grinding in no time I hope. :)
Hope I'm not boring you with personal life stuff..

I love this kitty soooo much.. :D

oh come on!

still no money! and I locked my account at svs so now I have to wait for the password to arrive by snail mail. fml fml fml .......I'll just "study" today :P saw a drgiggy video on bluefire that I havn't seen yet so: drgiggy and coffee. win!


Skansen today:

Almost time to harvest my cookies:)

I love american chocolate chip cookies.. but only if they're soft. So I've had my pretty cookies out in the air for about a week now but they're not very soft yet :(..I don't like it when they're dry and crunchy. If anyone has any tips on how to speed up the process please tell me now. :P I'm getting impatient.

Now: coffee no 3 and start the tables.

Tournaments !

I won $25 on a slot at 888, moahaha! So now I have to play a tournament there. I have 5 mtts running right now and registered for a few more on different networks.Won a flip (AK vs 77) and just won AQ vs QJ aip, he flopped a J. But justice was served. Bwahahha!!!

Watched the Tyra Banks show a few mins ago and it was....weeird. There was a woman who had brought her husband to the show just to tell him that she wanted to dress him up as a woman in panties, stockings, bra, etc and lock him up in a cage. And also beat him. Meh..I'm not judging :P whatever floats your boat, bebeh! Hope they had fun:)


 update
 out with AA vs AT and KJ vs A4o, aif K56 (blind battle) ....already reminded of why I HATE tournaments :(

itm in one though  ..blah

 update 2
AK vs AJ  aip 8/50 and T9 vs 44 aip 6/150
fu

update 3
Tripled up with QQ vs AJ and 99 ...just to lose with aces, again, a few hands later...vs 48 or something like that. he jammed 40 bb or something from button and I (happiiih) called from bb. fail.
I got itm in another tournament, 16/230 or something but that was like a buyin back..again....
4 tournaments left. blaah....

o hai dere

as Peter said. I am not feeling well. HAHAHAA!!!! :D you made my day....thank you!

well, tbh, there's a lot of bs going on in my life right now. lots has to do with my best friend being mentally abused by her "boyfriend". it just makes me soooo so pissed off..won't go into details but I really do hope he gets what he deserves.

here's a fun memory from 2007:
(Swedish prices, I read this in a magazine)
How much does it cost to be a woman? 
Q: How much does a La Prairie eye cream cost (it's expensive!)? A: Lars: Um..$31? or..very expensive you say, ok, $60?  
right answer: $150

Q: How much does a regular bag from Louis Vuitton cost? A: Thomas: that's an expensive brand isn't it? Then it's gotta be at least $127.  
Right answer:  between $530 and $1900.

Q: How much does it cost to add hair extensions? A: Ramin: ....per month? $38?  
Right answer: extensions lasts about 3 months and costs $508.

Q: How much does nail enhancement cost? A: Eddie: wow...at least $38?  
Right answer: about $80.

Q: How much does a brazilian wax cost? A: Niklas: that's when you wax your whole body, right? That's gotta be at least $570?!
Right answer: $50
(and lol what planet does this guy live on?  :P)


Bonus round for you Peter !

If you can guess wtf this is I'll buy you a bottle of the cheapest  (yet finest!) tequila I can find in Vegas ;)

bluefire poker

gonna watch mah idol drgiggy now. he's awesome. please have my children?

am I too old to listen to trance? I never did drugs but I was way into that shit when I was younger. still makes me horny though.

I wish I could find the right remix.
it might be time to revive old brunte (my oldest computer). maybe.

waiting.

hmmmmmm...

still no rb. it's supposed to be automatic at boss on the 1st....should I worry?
been out for a few hours, ate lunch at a thai place and bought some stuff for my cat:) he's a little pissed at the moment..hehe..

coffee no 3 :)