My fav dress :]

So this entry will also be a gay one (sorry guys), the only dress I've received loads of compliments from people (guys). So, what do you think? Only bad thing about it is that it isn't flattering for the terts, it makes them kinda flat. Owell. Can't have ladies night out every night :p

(Pic is taken in a hotel, I don't have a green ugly ass carpet. I think it's at the Atlantis in the Bahamas)

WHY WOMAN, WHY?!

I know my blog has 99% male readers, but seriously, do you think this looks good?!

Here's what she looked like during the cutting/colouring (is it just me or does she look like she's about to cry/kill herself?)

I don't have Facebook.

So the Alex you're adding is not me. Just so you know. Just noticed that some girl (?) with hair similar to mine has some of my buddies on her friend list.

And I really don't wanna be one of those people who only updates when they're running like god. I lost 120bb last night and it was totally ridic. But even Alex the Great can't win every day ;)



xx

 a pic of my cat (orange) and my friends cat. :] haha. she looks so...skeptical.

You people are too funny ... :P

<3


Ok so, some funny search terms you use to find my  blog "retarded porn"  (WTF?), bad parent photos (unfortunately I'm afraid this is true, don't let me have kids), "poop on bench" (this killed me, seriously, who are you?), and some people have started googling my 888 screen name, maybe they saw my awesome (cough) picture on their site. :] haha.


Anyway, pokerz..its actually been going..well..great. It felt like I was up like maybe 1 bi yesterday because I got sucked out on in the biggest/most important pots, but I actually won 700bb..
Funny/weird hand, got me thinking about this post
My thought process isn't like interesting  or anythhing, just that he was a mongoloid (take a wild guess why one of the regs has 10 bis?) ,betting on everything. Thought he had like a pair or a gutshot.

Boss Media $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players

DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter



BTN: $135.07

SB: $199.00

BB: $996.96

Hero (UTG): $220.99

CO: $100.00



Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with 7 7

Hero raises to $4.00, 1 fold, BTN calls $4, 2 folds, S folds



Flop: ($9.50) 7 2 4 (2 players)

Hero checks, BTN bets $7.12, Hero calls $7.12



Turn: ($23.74) Q (2 players)

Hero checks, BTN bets $17.80, Hero raises to $49.50, BTN calls $31.70



River: ($122.74) Q (2 players)

Hero bets $51.00, BTN raises to $74.45 all in, Hero calls $23.45



Final Pot: $271.64

BTN shows 3 A

Graph from today :]

Hah...who knew things could turn out this good, judging from the start of it all :P FU POKER.
I crushed souls tonight.

So my birthday is coming up

And I think I'm gonna turn 23 this year. Yeah. That's believeable, isn't it?
Also:

A nice bday present would be winning the Sunday Million or something. Come on! ONE TIME BABY, ONE TIME!
;)

this is why we can't have nice things!

found this on sun morning at the bus stop when we were going home. 99% sure it's a human turd. ok I get it, u had to poop. did u have to do it on the bench?

and why would I take a picture of a turd on a bench? well, only so I could write this. I do everything for you, precious readers.
;)

session cliffs and whatnot

Fri night grind was pretty awesome, I thought I was going to get a new record ..won 7 bi's in like 80 min. But no :( Only 10. Not sure if I should upload any graphs. Do you guys even care about graphs?

Sat night was mongo night and it wasn't awesome at all :/
But Nilla was awesome as always. Love!! I'm pretty sure she took pictures, but I was uh....a little too happy? hah!

I'm glad that you still like my blog

Hah. But I'm quite sure this guy got a bit disappointed when he searched for:

"webcam porn"

"webcam young porn"

 

 

Here's some webcam porn for you sir!

 

 

I'm here now.

:)
Summer was great. I have one more mongo night to attend before I can retire for this season :p
Nilla is in Sweden! WOOO!

So the first session of SEPTEMBER (how is it already Sept?) went alright, I played 400 hands and won 250bb. I just played a quickie after midnight (so technically it's the 1st and whatever). I've played some in August too, but not really.
PT3 is crap again, it made me delete my db. Again. I think it makes you delete it about 2-3 times a year. Just so you can't keep track of your pokerz. Thanks a lot. I'll see if I have to do it on the other laptop as well...


So, to all the googlers:
POKERTRACKER 3 IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP PROGRAM. DON'T GET POKERTRACKER 3. PLEASE GET HOLDEM MANAGER INSTEAD, AT LEAST THEY WILL LET YOU USE IT THE WAY IT'S INTENTED (like keep track of your winnings, stats and stuff). POKERTRACKER 3 HAS NEVER WORKED PROPERLY. POKERTRACKER 3 IS SO BAD. POKERTRACKER 3 HAS ALWAYS FAILED TO IMPRESS ME.


Why don't I get hem? Just because!
:P

Love to all of you! (Except the pt3 creators!)