this pic nearly killed me.

late night + funny pictures = me crying. so funny.
can't...breathe...hahaha.

the bird with the fish saying "I can show you the world" or something is my 2nd all time fav pic btw. hahaah..dear god. my humor is so bad it's not even funny.

Sunday Grind y0

Played like 3k hands yesterday and won ~300bb. Go me. :]

 

(me being mad)

Tonight it's mtt time. Oh I know. It'll just end with me being mad. Send pics of cute cats kthxbai :]



Gaaahahaha... I'm stupid.
I thought I had registered for a strange turbo something and that my stack was 3000. It's not 3k, it's 30k! And it took me 17 minutes to notice! :( grr

For a second there I thougnt my account was hacked. Turns out it's just Ongame sucking like they usually do.

Logged in to my ongame account at like 6 pm. Logged back in again at 11.30 ish pm...noticed something strange...


BALANCE: $0
Wtf is this crap? Anyway, after some digging it turns out that Ongame crashed (again) and lots of players have zero money in their accounts. One guy even had -1 in his (according to 2+2). Lets see how they will compensate all the players that were deep in tournaments etc..

 

Looking good there Ongame :P

My cat caught a bird on the balcony today. Only thing is that it's (uhh wtf is the English word for this?) ..it's not open, it has (glass)windows instead. No idea how the bird got in there, but kitty caught him and ran to the livingroom to show me. I yelled "BAD KITTY!!!!!!!!!" (imo this isn't true, he's a very good kitty for catching dinner for the whole family), and he got confused and let the bird go: Put the cat in the bathroom and checked to see if the little bird was ok. He was, so I let him out again. Guess he's not going to crawl up to peoples balconies anytime soon. :P Poor little fella. Cat has been mad all day tho. I understand him. Sorry kitty.

WHY DUDE, WHY?1

 

Ya, I know,  Apple logo is shopped, but guys shouldn't wear swimsuits. This includes Speedos. NO. And def not take pictures of themselves wearing a swimsuit when they have a boner. Just..no. Lets hope that's shopped as well.

I can't stop laughing

this is so funny.
I can't stop watching it. probaby wouldn't be funny at all without the crazy bird lady in the background ...

William Hill admits to having THEIR OWN BOTS playing on ipoker

How retarded is this?!



Link to 2+2

They now have "10.1.1.4 in games offered via the Website which benefit from more players or greater liquidity we may deploy electronic players (known as robots, and whose usernames will be "bot") who are pre-programmed to play and join in with the game in order to assist the liquidity or the number of players gaming although we will not use bots without making such usage clear to You" in their TC.

NVG post on 2+2

I just barfed a little in my mouth.
I wonder if more sites have their own bots playing? And I also wonder if the bots might know things that human players don't...scary shit right there.


UPDATE:
ipoker now says (official statement) that the thread was a midunderstanding since the t&c quote is from their casino/skill games. But why would the support confirm some user as bots? Surely they can't be that stupid? (not sure if this is a question I want an answer to:D)

  One of the pictures from the thread, too lazy to embed

http://www.abload.de/image.php?img=ipokerbotsallowed1p5c.png

I'm alive :]

just thought I'd let you guys know that. when I'm not posting = I'm not grinding. (as you can see from the amount of gay posts lately)..mainly because of some rakeback issues (as always...)
been playing a little on another network tonight and +300bb so yay me. but other than that I do hope the rakeback thing gets sorted out asap, I just find it disgusting when sites tries to rip their players off. like most networks these days, they punish their grinders (wtf why?!).


end of the year resolution: win a tournament :D (at least 100 players) what do u guys do when u get knocked out for chiplead with AA or whatever when ur deep? I never tilt in cg but this really gets me going :p


oh, I'm still playing so too lazy/too much stuff going on on my screen to check for myself. but I got it in with KK vs A8 on AKJ board and it (it=mr rigged client) said he had 5%, how the hell is that possible? rr perfect read?