Jun 5, 2010

OMG! BARF!

I'm not sensitive or anything but this made me barf. Literally. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

Read at your own risk, uhh .........
Jarrod Wyatt Rips Out Friend Taylor Powell's Heart While He Was Still Alive

Almost time to harvest my cookies:)

I love american chocolate chip cookies.. but only if they're soft. So I've had my pretty cookies out in the air for about a week now but they're not very soft yet :(..I don't like it when they're dry and crunchy. If anyone has any tips on how to speed up the process please tell me now. :P I'm getting impatient.

Now: coffee no 3 and start the tables.

Multi tabling?

Started thinking about multi tabling yesterday, I don't want to play less than like 6 tables because I get bored and a little too creative with some hands hehe..it's very -ev for me to play fewer tables. I usually play 12-16 tables and I'm fine with that. I've tried all combos and this is what works best for me. And also because I'm a rakeback whore. :)


This article at pokerspace is what got me thinking about it and it explains it quite well too.


me, doing what I do best ...playing many tables! :D

Jun 4, 2010

Session cliffs

Nothing special happened...maybe QQ vs T6 s00ted all in pre. He won, of course. :P LAME. Didn't win any AA either..buh :(... no major cash either, just won back the buy in in almost all mtts. Fail. And now I'm so pissed off..hahahaha. Won 2 buy ins at svs wooh (cg). Was pretty mad pt3 too since I didn't save my profile when I ..ehm....accidentally murdered it the last time. So that was pretty gay.

25 days till Vegas, excited.. :)

Tournaments !

I won $25 on a slot at 888, moahaha! So now I have to play a tournament there. I have 5 mtts running right now and registered for a few more on different networks.Won a flip (AK vs 77) and just won AQ vs QJ aip, he flopped a J. But justice was served. Bwahahha!!!

Watched the Tyra Banks show a few mins ago and it was....weeird. There was a woman who had brought her husband to the show just to tell him that she wanted to dress him up as a woman in panties, stockings, bra, etc and lock him up in a cage. And also beat him. Meh..I'm not judging :P whatever floats your boat, bebeh! Hope they had fun:)


 update
 out with AA vs AT and KJ vs A4o, aif K56 (blind battle) ....already reminded of why I HATE tournaments :(

itm in one though  ..blah

 update 2
AK vs AJ  aip 8/50 and T9 vs 44 aip 6/150
fu

update 3
Tripled up with QQ vs AJ and 99 ...just to lose with aces, again, a few hands later...vs 48 or something like that. he jammed 40 bb or something from button and I (happiiih) called from bb. fail.
I got itm in another tournament, 16/230 or something but that was like a buyin back..again....
4 tournaments left. blaah....

Trying to get my spirit up =))) .....

"
Dear Alexandra Danielsson,
 
We received your pre-registration form and payment for Event #54A No-Limit Hold'em (4d), starting on 7/1/2010.
 
The WSOP Team will send an email confirmation with complete instructions by June 7th."

Ok. Gimme gimme gimme gimme! :D It's almost the 7th now? GIMMEEEE!
I'm a little sad that I don't have a full membership on deuces cracked anymore, they had some good (?) tournament videos. And I suck so much at mtts. Since I only have money on stars and some on ipoker, maybe I should dedicate this fine day to tournaments? What do you think? It will make me mad as hell but might be good for me. ;)


just me practicing .....see that I'm winning? (I still have clothes on). 
Here's what it'll look like when we go to Vegas:




pics brutally stolen from google...mwahahah

Jun 3, 2010

o hai dere

as Peter said. I am not feeling well. HAHAHAA!!!! :D you made my day....thank you!

well, tbh, there's a lot of bs going on in my life right now. lots has to do with my best friend being mentally abused by her "boyfriend". it just makes me soooo so pissed off..won't go into details but I really do hope he gets what he deserves.

here's a fun memory from 2007:
(Swedish prices, I read this in a magazine)
How much does it cost to be a woman? 
Q: How much does a La Prairie eye cream cost (it's expensive!)? A: Lars: Um..$31? or..very expensive you say, ok, $60?  
right answer: $150

Q: How much does a regular bag from Louis Vuitton cost? A: Thomas: that's an expensive brand isn't it? Then it's gotta be at least $127.  
Right answer:  between $530 and $1900.

Q: How much does it cost to add hair extensions? A: Ramin: ....per month? $38?  
Right answer: extensions lasts about 3 months and costs $508.

Q: How much does nail enhancement cost? A: Eddie: wow...at least $38?  
Right answer: about $80.

Q: How much does a brazilian wax cost? A: Niklas: that's when you wax your whole body, right? That's gotta be at least $570?!
Right answer: $50
(and lol what planet does this guy live on?  :P)


Bonus round for you Peter !

If you can guess wtf this is I'll buy you a bottle of the cheapest  (yet finest!) tequila I can find in Vegas ;)